If there's one thing I've tried to engender in my son, it's that you play to win at all costs, and when you're done, you shove it in the face of those you have beaten (I made sure his favorite book growing up was The Prince.) All those years of indoctrination into Machiavellianism are about to pay big dividends as we enter 826's Euchre for Cheaters tournament.  

We talked to Malcom Gladwell and he assured us that the 10,000 hours we've spent playing this game over the years makes us experts and all but assures us to win the tournament.  Vegas has installed as a 1-5 favorite.  But winners like us leave nothing to chance.  That's why we're asking you - our friends whom over the years we've helped move, fixed your computers, taught your children life lessons and made home improvements on your dwellings - to sponsor us.  The more you give, the more we can cheat and ensure that some young upstart euchre team won't come and usurp what is rightfully ours.

So give what you can - we've gone over this before, you know what a GREAT organization you're helping - and live forever in our hearts as one of the few bright, shining lights in a weary world.  Or don't and be dead to us.

Hugs and Kisses,

-T and Siddhartha