🚴‍♂️ I’m willingly riding a bike up hills—yes, actual hills—for charity. That alone should tell you how serious I am about this cause.

I’ve signed up for the Rotary Ride for Rescue, which supports the incredible volunteers who save our butts when we get too bold in the backcountry. You know, the people who hike, fly, and rappel into chaos so we don’t die of poor decision-making.

Here’s the deal:

• I don’t like hills.

• I really don’t like pretending I’m in the Tour de France when I’m mostly just thinking about snacks.

But I do like supporting Search and Rescue teams who risk their lives so the rest of us can keep enjoying the wild safely.

So donate. Please. For the cause, for the volunteers… and maybe a little bit for the comedy of watching me suffer in spandex.